Antique Pocket Watches, Pocket Watch Parts, and More...

Am I a good writer, or just a chump wasting his time?
This is a post from my blog, sanleythinking.blogspot.com, it is part of a line of blogs concerning ways of saving money. Read it and tell me what you think. Hint: It is MEANT to be hilarious ———————————————————————————————Face it, the world is running out of oil. Plain and simple, and as a bi-product of that, we are also running out of petroleum. As a result, prices of petrol have increased dramatically, and continue to increase by the day. You can go on and on about cars powered by hydrogen, electricity and corn, but at the end of the day, oil companies are paying trillions to hold back these technologies.I, as always, have the answer to this problem; instead of filling it with expensive, combustible liquid, Flinstone your car to school or work, and watch your pockets fill while your patrol bill collapses in on itself with the total gravity of your savings, creating a black hole that eat’s bills, and pocket watch parts on ebay obliterates them into obscurity. This black hole will be black, not because it’s gravitational pull is so imminence that even light cannot escape it’s grasp, instead, it will be black because of your bank balance after switching to Flinstoning, which will be well above zero.Back to the Flinstning. Watch smugly as your friends and co-workers fill their car up with costly piss water, as you wiz past the station, all while seeing your speedometer struggle to tick pas 5 km/h! Awome!There are two added benifits to this method of transport:1. Without the need for an engine, you can take it out of your car, and sell it, on eBay, or whatever. This will make your car lighter, and allow you to Flinstone even faster! Also, since you don’t need it, saw the muffler off the back of your car, making sure to keep the fat part, and use it to club people.2. All this Flinstoning is also good for fat bastards, as they will loose weight AND build those all important leg muscles. With stronger leg muscles, you will be able to Flinstone faster than before! Wow! After about 2-3 weeks of Flinstoning, you will notice increased speeds without increased strain.Not ultra manly enough to use the above method of transportation. Fear not, for I have another solution, HMED (home made explosive device). First, fill your trunk with gun powder, get in the car, and have a friend light it. Once it goes off, the rapid expansion of air from the back of your vehicle will cause it to propel forward, without the need for petrol, or even a car key. Because of this, you could do it with a stolen car too! I recommend using a stolen car, for two reasons:1. It will piss of the owner/s of the car. To piss them off even more, pick a car that looks uninsured, just for kicks.2. It will destroy the **** of the trunk, and possibly the car, as there is a high chance of collisionYou can even sell the engine on eBay, and net some extra cash, too! Adding to you’re total net savingsIs it enjoyable? Or is it a dud. If you like this, find more @:http://sanleythinking.blogspot.com
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